March 2012
Whenever someone makes fun of Roni Deutch, it's...
Mom: LET'S GO I'M READY
: 10 minutes go by
Mom: are you ready yet?????
Me: I've been standing at the door waiting for you for 10 minutes
Mom: Ok I just have to pee and change clothes and water the plants and feed the dogs and cook dinner and swim the english channel
extreme makeover: home edition
girl: i kinda like horses
ty: WE MADE YOUR ROOM INTO A HORSE AND DECORATED IT WITH HORSES AND HERE WE GOT YOU 3 PET HORSES AND WE ARE PAYING FOR SURGERY TO MAKE YOU A HORSE
Anonymous asked: i love how the ugliest chicks are always the most sex obsessed. youre gross.
February 2012
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Watchglamydia:
oh my god
This isn’t even funny. That bitch SLAMMED her head into the table. If my friend did that to me and knocked me out COLD like that, when I woke up (assuming I would wake up), I would come back at that bitch seven-fold.
wakes up late: yolo
fails test: yolo
embarrasses self publicly: yolo
loses virginity: yolo
murders someone: yolo
is on americas most wanted: yolo
goes to jail: yolo
is on death row: yolo
gets executed: yolo
Watchpro-paganda:
bromo-aj:
rest in peace.
A.
Dear Alexandra,
My sister, my once inseparable best friend, greatest role model, biggest hero, my should have been twin… Funny how things change, huh? I honestly can’t believe you have turned out to be such a bitter, cold hearted, self centered bitch, for lack of better words. You really are the type of person that I hate. I don’t know how or when you got this way, but...
26 letters to 26 people.
narwhalboy:
Every time a fat girl calls herself curvy Al-Qaeda wins
